- Pete ('08 1-2-0)


Where's Rich?

- All of Cobra Kai on the 1st tee at Sawgrass ('08 4-12)


I don't want to "GET IT", I want to "CRUSH IT"!

- Judson ('08 1-2-0)


When I get my new clubs I'm going to be unstoppable!

- Pitts ('07 0-3-0)


I can beat Peter head to head no problem! Match me up with him.

- Hornsby ('07 1-2-0)


I can take Rich & Johnny. Pair me up with them.

- O'Mahoney ('07 2-1-0)


I don't have the shanks that bad. I'll be fine....come on.

- Pitts ('07 0-3-0)


I'm never playing golf again.....never!

- Hornsby ('06 & '07)


Fellas fellas fellas.....you obviously haven't played golf with our friends recently. Hornsby moved away, Shoop moves away and these two clowns think they know how our friends play the game of golf. Guys, trust me....you will lose. Your captain even knows it...he just wont admit it...yet. Look at the pairings, there is no way you can win...but the 98 degrees boy band thing was cute. Hornsby, your a geek,.... Shoop, you are a hornsby wanna- be and I my friend, am the captain of the winning team! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

- Carlson ('06 0-3-0)


No guys, Carlson just picked the guys with athletic ability, and skills on the golf course, but it's cool jealousy is hard to swallow.

- Cummings ('06 1-2-0)


Is it going to make it harder on you guys when you lose to players with good hair, fashion sense and vocal talent. To quote the movie Old School "We're going to get so much ass here, I'm talking boy band ass." That can't be all bad and these boys can play golf. Call me Nick Lachey all day when we're racking up points. We just need to be careful playing a bunch of lawyers and politicians because if they follow trends, they'll be cheating and lying about their scores all weekend.

- Bell ('06 0-3-0)


To my team: Where is the trophy going to go? I am making a sweet display case. I have a perfect little nook in my office. Everytime my team comes in for (free) dental work.....ugh...they can see it.

- Pete ('06 0-2-1)


Chad you said you shoot 82-87, come on dude you were topping your drives the other day and were 14 over after 9 holes. It's ok to swallow your pride and tell the truth about your handicap. If you are Omahoney's top pick we got this tourney in the bag..

- Cummings ('06 1-2-0)


NO DOUBT WE WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omahoney, you know you are scared and you know damn well, I have a better team..BUT, will they come out and play? I picked my players on pure talent and of course, looks! That free dinner will be amazing at Red Fish! They have an amazing Filet and that is what I will be munching on as we converse about how bad my team won this damn tournament!